Q: Why did you misspell ‘Asked’.
A: Because Fuh Q thats why!
Q: Where can I buy DPCU?
A: Right here. Right now. Right here. Right now.
Q: When will DPCU be available in stores?
A: We’re workin on it, get off our backs!
Q: What if I’m not very good at drawing?
A: Not a problem at all. Some of the shittiest artists make for the best DPCU players. Just be sure to really sell your artwork to the judge.
Q: Can I try this game out before I buy it?
Q: Why do I need to buy the game, can’t I just make up my own cards and play it that way?
A: Sure and while you’re at it, why don’t you try creating a DIY version of Monopoly, sounds like you’ve got plenty of time on your hands.
Q: Aren't there only so many dirty pictures a guy or gal can draw?
A: Here at DPCU we firmly believe dicks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly the same.
Q: Isn’t the creator of this game that creepy guy from the show ‘Pretty Little Liars’?
Q: Is there a place I can post my Cover Up masterpieces for all the world to see?
A: Absolutely, we love when people do that! Just send us your Dirty Picture and Cover Up masterpieces to email@example.com. Make sure you include the cards you pulled to create your masterpieces and we will post them on our website and/or social media. Remember, you can also play our “Masterpiece Version” where there is no timer or cards. Draw your best Dirty Picture and take a picture of it. Then Cover it Up, taking all the time you need! Take a picture of the completed Masterpiece (Don’t forget to title it) and send it to us! Waa-Laa you’re a published Artist! (Even though not really).
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Heh, heh… “wood.” Also, chuck rhymes with fuck.
Q: Are these really questions that have been frequently asked?
A: No, we just needed content for the website, but thanks for asking.