Q: Why did you misspell ‘Asked’.

A: Because Fuh Q thats why!


Q: Where can I buy DPCU?

A: Right here. Right now. Right here. Right now.


Q: When will DPCU be available in stores?

A: We’re workin on it, get off our backs!


Q: What if I’m not very good at drawing?

A: Not a problem at all. Some of the shittiest artists make for the best DPCU players. Just be sure to really sell your artwork to the judge.


Q: Can I try this game out before I buy it?

A: Yes! We have made a free mini version. Just go here. Although, for best the results (and to help us quit our crappy day jobs) we recommend preordering the board game by clicking (here)


Q: Why do I need to buy the game, can’t I just make up my own cards and play it that way?

A: Sure and while you’re at it, why don’t you try creating a DIY version of Monopoly, sounds like you’ve got plenty of time on your hands.


Q: Aren't there only so many dirty pictures a guy or gal can draw?

A: Here at DPCU we firmly believe dicks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly the same.


Q: Isn’t the creator of this game that creepy guy from the show ‘Pretty Little Liars’?

A: Yes.


Q: Is there a place I can post my Cover Up masterpieces for all the world to see?

A: Absolutely, we love when people do that! Just send us your Dirty Picture and Cover Up masterpieces to social@thedpcugame.com. Make sure you include the cards you pulled to create your masterpieces and we will post them on our website and/or social media. Remember, you can also play our “Masterpiece Version” where there is no timer or cards. Draw your best Dirty Picture and take a picture of it. Then Cover it Up, taking all the time you need! Take a picture of the completed Masterpiece (Don’t forget to title it) and send it to us! Waa-Laa you’re a published Artist! (Even though not really).


Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: Heh, heh… “wood.” Also, chuck rhymes with fuck. 


Q: Are these really questions that have been frequently asked?

A: No, we just needed content for the website, but thanks for asking.